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Told you I can rock a hat Gatsby

Actually almost works ;] haha. Is that the Cal hat Xander’s friend left?! I was gunna steal that haha

Reuniting with this nigga tomorrow. Cannot wait.

My name is Gatsby, and on days like today, when I want to do nothing more than crawl into bed and wallow in self-pity, the smallest things can make me happy again. All I have to do is look for them.

Ink my whole body I don’t give a mutha fuck.

Happy Mother’s Day to my guardian angel. As much as I am dreading going home for the summer, I wish I was there tomorrow. I wish I could lie on the grass next to you and tell you about everything that’s going on in my life, like I usually do. Tell you that I’m scared, tell you that I’m lonely, tell you that I’m tired. Even though your responses are never out loud, I know that you are listening, and sometimes that’s all I need to get through another day without you. I know that you’re trying your best up there to get me through everything down here. 

I miss you, Mom, and I need you so badly.

The largest sombrero the world will ever know.

Gato de Mayo.

This kid was the only thing keeping me sane during the 6 hours spent DDing last night. My niggggga Dix.

Sea Otter Classic.

Dope.

My name is Gatsby, and I like to sober rage.

My name is Gatsby, and I am super helpful.

And on days like today, where I feel and look like I’ve been hit by a semi-truck, little things like this can make me feel a million times better.

My name is Gatsby, and as you can tell by all my safety precautions, I am a phenomenal roller skater. 

My name is Gatsby, and I’m the greatest t-shirt model the world has ever seen.

To all my CSUMB followers, vote for Megan Lund for Programming Chair tonight at midnight until Thursday.

csumb.edu/vote

Voters get a free Grand Slam from Denny’s, too.